studies show that I have not studied at all and I’m going to fail this class
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attitude towards boys: disappointed but not surprised
I regret opening up to some people and it just bugs me knowing there’s a few out there who didn’t even deserve to know me like that but do
If you want to go somewhere you like but no one else wants to, go by yourself. You’ll meet people with similar interests as you.
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime
do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs
This fucked me up
